Hello dear,
how are you? It's been a while
My assignment is really draining energy (have to hand it in on Wed and it's still not finished *fail*) and I haven't been much here lately to bother... errr, I mean, talk to you

So, how's work? You're busy? Got that tablet?

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How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes
a whole box to start a campfire?

Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Thanks for the fave

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OMG...IT'S....BRUNO! XD

The masked magician is causing Criss Angel to lose his job...

Pancakes cure all!
broken arms? CHECK!
common cold? CHECK!
headache? CHECK!
diabetes?...........Nevermind....

Thanks for the favs, dear...
Is that your way to put pressure on me? XDDD
Like "move ya ass and do sth."?

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Spark: "Mayday! Mayday! Hello, can you hear us? We are sinking! We're sinking!!!"

German coast guard: "What are you s(th)inking about?"

Thanks, Youtube. [link]